YOU KNOW YOU ARE IN ARKANSAS IN JULY WHEN. . . .
* The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.
* The trees are whistling for the dogs.
* The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.
* Hot water now comes out of both taps.
* You can make sun tea instantly.
* You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.
* You discover that in July it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car.
* You discover that you can get sunburned through your car window.
* You actually burn your hand opening the car door.
* You break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m.
* You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.
* Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying boiled eggs.
* The cows are giving evaporated milk.
Whew, its' HOT!
26 July 2008
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1 screams from the fans...:
That is soooo true. It's pretty hot here but I have to say not like AR. We still are lucky to have a breeze. The other day it only hit 83 degrees. It was a beautiful day. I like that it's not the same every day.
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